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Hasbro's Easy Bake Meth Lab Hits Shelves |
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In an effort to cash in on the latest methamphetamine crazy and promote a safe cooking environment Hasbro has announced the new Easy Bake Meth Lab. The Meth Lab comes with all the chemicals needed for your first experience with Meth. |
| Sudafed has partnered with Hasbro by including four free boxes of Sudafed to get you started. “You have to follow the trends closely to stay competitive.” says the CEO of Hasbro. “Once you get behind the wave there is no catching up”.  This is just one toy company’s marketing move to stay on top of the ever-increasing competition in todays toy market. Later this month Fisher Price is set to release their new Fiddy Cent G-Unit Kevlar vest. Sizes will range from 18 months to XXXL. “Fiddy is at the top of his game” says a Fisher Price representative. “We plan to utilize his mission statement of “Get rich or Die tryin” into our future campaigns.” With this new marketing philosophy in full swing it should be interesting to see what new and wonderful products are on the horizon. |
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I'd buy one if it were 1/2 a million....
"a match made in heaven" yep!!
It just makes me sick.
Yeah! fuck this shit!
Great read! an so true.