The wait is over! It’s finally here! From the makers of the Butt-be-Gone and the “Sit-n-Shit” portable geriatric potty. Introducing the new Homophobe 3000 personal divider. This versatile multi function unit is the perfect gift for any heterosexual man or even your in-closet friends and family. Made of space age polymer, its durability is unmatched for a product of its size and price. Its polyethylene surface and carbine fiber frame mean years of worry free use.

What makes this product so great is how you can take it anywhere. Its compact size makes it perfect for traveling. How many times have you been in an empty restroom standing at a urinal just to have someone come in and stand next to you at the adjacent urinal. Then on top of that they try to strike up a conversation (an absolute no-no in Man-land). The new Homophobe 3000 personal divider is perfect for use in public bathrooms where there is a wall of undivided urinals. The Homophobe 3000 personal divider offers that needed bit of privacy while bolstering your confidence to produce a strong and steady stream. Just use the suction cup attachments to adhere the lower frame to the wall between the urinals then unfold the Homophobe 3000 personal divider, snapping the folding shield in place. You can choose from a large selection of graphics for each side of your divider. Pick your favorite sports hero for one side and something that implies “keep your distance” on the other side.

 

When two men want to see a movie but the theater is too crowded to leave a single open seat between them the Homophobe 3000 personal divider is the perfect choice. With the divider in place it makes it possible to still see the film when no women are present. Just use the suction cup attachments to adhere the lower frame to the arm of the theater chair and then unfold the Homophobe 3000 personal divider up and over the back of the chair, it’s just that simple. Now you can watch the movie without worrying if the people sitting behind you think you're gay.

 

The new Homophobe 3000 personal divider can be used in a great number of situations, providing solace, privacy and tranquility for the user. Place you order today and it will ship within 24 hours. Order today, you’ll be glad you did.

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