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Introducing The New Butt-be-Gone |
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How many times have you gotten out of bed in the morning hoping to start a brand new day off right, just to trip over your own fat. Yes there’s nothing worse, it’s unsightly, is unhealthy and it’s just not safe. But what can you do? You don’t have thousand of dollars to pay for Liposuction surgery right? Now you don’t have to. Introducing the first home Liposuction machine, the Butt-be-Gone. It’s so easy to use you’ll be slim and trim in just days, if not from using the Butt-be-Gone then from the following infection. Either way you’ll have that body you’ve always wanted.
Butt-be-Gone, from the same great people that brought you the “Easy Bake Meth Lab” and the “Sit-n-Shit” portable geriatric potty. Now they have released their most anticipated product yet. The Butt-be-Gone! This incredible unit has a 6.5 horse motor for plenty of suction for even the most stubborn fat cells. Best of all, it’s almost safe! How does it work? Well it’s simple! You just take the Butt-be-Gone’s patented stainless steel self inserting Cannula, shove the sharp serrated end in a rotating motion into your skin, through the Epidermis, through the Dermis and straight into the Subcutaneous Layer or as you know it, that unsightly fat layer. Switch on the Butt-be-Gone’s powerful motor and your fat, along with other vital tissues, are magically sucked away. Yes, it’s just that simple. Why pay thousands and thousands of dollars to a hospital when you can do it at home yourself with the new Butt-be-Gone. After you regain consciousness you’ll ask yourself, "Why didn’t I do this sooner?" Don’t wait, thousands of people have already ordered theirs. Place you order today and it will ship within 24 hours. It will be in your hands in just a day. Read the warnings and disclaimers on all 4 sides of the box and then you’ll be on your way to a slimmer you. Order today, you’ll be glad you did. Brought to you by: Shadyland Industries.
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I'd buy one if it were 1/2 a million....
"a match made in heaven" yep!!
It just makes me sick.
Yeah! fuck this shit!
Great read! an so true.