Juarez Mexico: "In the last five years there has been a huge insurgence of illegal aliens to our country looking of work in the automobile factories", said the Mayor of Mexico City, Manuel Lopez Obrador. Our country has tried to stop them at the border, but they keep coming. If we catch them we send them back to U.S., but you'll find them out there the very next day climbing the fence. There is little we can do to stem the tide.

 

Apple has given My Corporate Hell .com a sneak peak at the new Mac Pro G6, the fastest computer in the history of the world.  Introducing the 6 Quad-Core Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processor. “Its single-die, 84-bit architecture makes 32GB of fully shared L3 cache readily available to each of the twelve-processor cores. The result is the fastest access to cache data and greater application performance on 6 - 1TB hard drives in the history of the world,” said Steve Jobs, Apples allusive CEO.

The G6 New Virtual cores.

“The new Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processors support Hyper-Threading, which allows six threads to run simultaneously on each core. So a 12-core Mac Pro presents 72 virtual cores that are recognized by Mac OS XXX “said Jobs. When asked what does that mean to the average consumer, Jobs replied, “I don’t know, but it’s frickin’ cool!”

 

U.S. Energy Secretary Steven Chu announced today that the U.S. has finally broken its dependence on foreign oil through the use of domestic wind and methane gas production. “Utilizing the bullshit and hot air coming from the Washington and specifically the capital, we have found a way to exceed the U.S. energy need of today and the future,” said Chu.

 “The 3.6 MW GE wind turbines with their rotor diameter of 341 feet and a swept area of 91,439 square feet, were a cost effective way to capture all of this hot air being generated in Washington. It’s a bright day for the U.S. and a fine example of the power of Clean Energy,” said Chu.  Sources close to the project say that just the methane gas production alone could heat 250 million homes in the U.S. and Canada. Much of the gas needs to be burned off, keeping the pressure in the lines from becoming too great and only a couple of the wind turbines can be used at a time, or it will overload the grid.

It’s time again for the 2009 Detroit International Auto Show and My Corporate Hell correspondents were there. This is an exciting time in the auto industry now that there is all that bailout money being used for R&D. Showing what they can do with a little investment from the American tax payer GM has joined with the designers at Apple to create a whole new way of thinking about automobiles.

 

Corporate America has gone crazy with green. More and more companies are struggling to find their niche in the new green marketplace. US consumers have decided that they want green products from green companies. They want to drive their SUV across town to Wal-Mart and buy eco friendly looking products from China that are sold by American companies and they want to feel good about it.

"This eco friendly market is the future of product development" said A.G. Lafley, Procter & Gamble's CEO. “We are currently working on a super concentrated laundry detergent that’s packed under high pressure into a super thin recycled cardboard box. We’re also using recycled cardboard for the packaging on our disposable diaper product we call the Land Filler.”