Are you setting there wondering how you're going to pay the heating bill this month? Have you found yourself starting to sizing up the office window and thinking about jumping? Are you in the mists of planning your own demise when you see your boss getting in his Porsche, heading off to a big lunch as you eat your last Goldfish? Well cheer up, you’re not alone in the way you feel. In light of the recent wave of corporate scandals you would think that big business would be a little more reserved in regards to extravagate executive pay. Yet a number of economists in 2004 said that America’s top 2000 chief executives pay has risen 30%, for an average of $5.7 million.

Here we go with another rant!

 

Apple has given My Corporate Hell .com a sneak peak at the new Mac Pro G6, the fastest computer in the history of the world.  Introducing the 26 Quad-Core Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processor. “Its single-die, 84-bit architecture makes 32GB of fully shared L3 cache readily available to each of the twelve-processor cores. The result is the fastest access to cache data and greater application performance on 6 - 5TB hard drives in the history of the world,” said Steve Jobs, Apples allusive CEO.

The G6 New Virtual cores.

“The new Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processors support Hyper-Threading, which allows six threads to run simultaneously on each core. So a 68-core Mac Pro presents 172 virtual cores that are recognized by Mac OS XXX “said Jobs. When asked what does that mean to the average consumer, Jobs replied, “I don’t know, but it’s frickin’ cool!”

 

Corporate America has gone crazy with green. More and more companies are struggling to find their niche in the new green marketplace. US consumers have decided that they want green products from green companies. They want to drive their SUV across town to Wal-Mart and buy eco friendly looking products from China that are sold by American companies and they want to feel good about it.

"This eco friendly market is the future of product development" said A.G. Lafley, Procter & Gamble's CEO. “We are currently working on a super concentrated laundry detergent that’s packed under high pressure into a super thin recycled cardboard box. We’re also using recycled cardboard for the packaging on our disposable diaper product we call the Land Filler.”

Three of the biggest Electronics retailers announced huge sales that will start on Sunday and run through the week. The big three - Best Buy, Circuit City and H. H. Gregg - have gone to war, a price war as described by retailer insiders. This is in response to the needs of the market said Luis Wright, assistant manager at the Western Hills location of Best Buy. "We haven't seen prices this low since last weeks sale." Wright added, "You're not likely to see them again until next week either."

 

According to the London Sun, security cameras at British Petroleum headquarters in London have caught an increasing numbers of employees having sex in the workplace. The cameras have caught people in meeting rooms, behind file cabinets and in bathrooms. Males and females will enter the ladies' room and then come out again 15 minutes later; looking flushed it can be easy to guess what's been going on. But as I have said many time before, if you didn’t bring enough for everybody don’t bring any!

 

You know the name, and you know the products, and you know that if his name is on it, it meets the highest standards. Now George Foreman has released his biggest product yet. The George Foreman Tanning Bed. Using the tried and tested George Foreman products line as a base George has come up with the fast and convenient way to tan.

Everyone has their pet peeves when it comes to the office break room. It’s one place all coworkers have to share but still expect to have their space and their lunch in peace .We here at MyCorporateHell.com have decided to compile a list of some of the biggest break room offenders. Every office has someone if not everyone from this list stroll in to disturb that elusive tranquility we all so desire while we scarf down our flavorless frozen meal of the day. If you can’t relate to anyone on this list then you may be one of them.