Everyone has their pet peeves when it comes to the office break room. It’s one place all coworkers have to share but still expect to have their space and their lunch in peace .We here at MyCorporateHell.com have decided to compile a list of some of the biggest break room offenders. Every office has someone if not everyone from this list stroll in to disturb that elusive tranquility we all so desire while we scarf down our flavorless frozen meal of the day. If you can’t relate to anyone on this list then you may be one of them.

Oil prices are expected to spike again after the earth rotates for the third straight day, said Lee Raymond retired Chairman and CEO of Exxon Mobil. He then pointed out that much of the high cost of gasoline was directly related to the high cost of producing it. “Have you ever seen a refinery? There’s lots of pipes and stuff”. Raymond then added that refineries were often the location of choice for good guys and evil villains to have their climactic final shootout, causing even more disruption in production.

“We have taken heavy losses with that whole Alaska Valdez fiasco.” “The pesky wild life and pristine shoreline of Prince William Sound has cost our company a bundle” stated Rex Tillerson, the new Chairman Exxon Mobil.

Typically most of us when having to use a public restroom would opt for a
sensory deprivation tank if we could. There is nothing worse than sharing
your potty time with others. It’s such a personal experience and wasn’t meant
to be shared or witnessed by others. Don’t you feel a little embarrassed if
someone sees you going in to or out of a restroom? Doesn’t it feel like you’re
doing something wrong, like when you hid behind the couch as a child and
dirtied your diaper. So with all that why does it have to be made worse by a
bunch of strangers with poor restroom habits?

Here is a quick list of the top restroom offenders as we at My Corporate
Hell see it.

 

Corporate America has gone crazy with green. More and more companies are struggling to find their niche in the new green marketplace. US consumers have decided that they want green products from green companies. They want to drive their SUV across town to Wal-Mart and buy eco friendly looking products from China that are sold by American companies and they want to feel good about it.

"This eco friendly market is the future of product development" said A.G. Lafley, Procter & Gamble's CEO. “We are currently working on a super concentrated laundry detergent that’s packed under high pressure into a super thin recycled cardboard box. We’re also using recycled cardboard for the packaging on our disposable diaper product we call the Land Filler.”

 

Apple has given My Corporate Hell .com a sneak peak at the new Mac Pro G6, the fastest computer in the history of the world.  Introducing the 6 Quad-Core Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processor. “Its single-die, 84-bit architecture makes 32GB of fully shared L3 cache readily available to each of the twelve-processor cores. The result is the fastest access to cache data and greater application performance on 6 - 1TB hard drives in the history of the world,” said Steve Jobs, Apples allusive CEO.

The G6 New Virtual cores.

“The new Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processors support Hyper-Threading, which allows six threads to run simultaneously on each core. So a 12-core Mac Pro presents 72 virtual cores that are recognized by Mac OS XXX “said Jobs. When asked what does that mean to the average consumer, Jobs replied, “I don’t know, but it’s frickin’ cool!”