The wait is over! It’s finally here! From the makers of the Butt-be-Gone and the “Sit-n-Shit” portable geriatric potty. Introducing the new Homophobe 3000 personal divider. This versatile multi function unit is the perfect gift for any heterosexual man or even your in-closet friends and family. Made of space age polymer, its durability is unmatched for a product of its size and price. Its polyethylene surface and carbine fiber frame mean years of worry free use.

What makes this product so great is how you can take it anywhere. Its compact size makes it perfect for traveling. How many times have you been in an empty restroom standing at a urinal just to have someone come in and stand next to you at the adjacent urinal. Then on top of that they try to strike up a conversation (an absolute no-no in Man-land). The new Homophobe 3000 personal divider is perfect for use in public bathrooms where there is a wall of undivided urinals. The Homophobe 3000 personal divider offers that needed bit of privacy while bolstering your confidence to produce a strong and steady stream. Just use the suction cup attachments to adhere the lower frame to the wall between the urinals then unfold the Homophobe 3000 personal divider, snapping the folding shield in place. You can choose from a large selection of graphics for each side of your divider. Pick your favorite sports hero for one side and something that implies “keep your distance” on the other side.

 

Apple has given My Corporate Hell .com a sneak peak at the new Mac Pro G6, the fastest computer in the history of the world.  Introducing the 26 Quad-Core Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processor. “Its single-die, 84-bit architecture makes 32GB of fully shared L3 cache readily available to each of the twelve-processor cores. The result is the fastest access to cache data and greater application performance on 6 - 5TB hard drives in the history of the world,” said Steve Jobs, Apples allusive CEO.

The G6 New Virtual cores.

“The new Intel Xeon “Nutzo” processors support Hyper-Threading, which allows six threads to run simultaneously on each core. So a 68-core Mac Pro presents 172 virtual cores that are recognized by Mac OS XXX “said Jobs. When asked what does that mean to the average consumer, Jobs replied, “I don’t know, but it’s frickin’ cool!”

 

You know the name, and you know the products, and you know that if his name is on it, it meets the highest standards. Now George Foreman has released his biggest product yet. The George Foreman Tanning Bed. Using the tried and tested George Foreman products line as a base George has come up with the fast and convenient way to tan.

Everyone has their pet peeves when it comes to the office break room. It’s one place all coworkers have to share but still expect to have their space and their lunch in peace .We here at MyCorporateHell.com have decided to compile a list of some of the biggest break room offenders. Every office has someone if not everyone from this list stroll in to disturb that elusive tranquility we all so desire while we scarf down our flavorless frozen meal of the day. If you can’t relate to anyone on this list then you may be one of them.