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Corporate America has gone crazy with green. More and more companies are struggling to find their niche in the new green marketplace. US consumers have decided that they want green products from green companies. They want to drive their SUV across town to Wal-Mart and buy eco friendly looking products from China that are sold by American companies and they want to feel good about it.

"This eco friendly market is the future of product development" said A.G. Lafley, Procter & Gamble's CEO. “We are currently working on a super concentrated laundry detergent that’s packed under high pressure into a super thin recycled cardboard box. We’re also using recycled cardboard for the packaging on our disposable diaper product we call the Land Filler.”

 

According to the London Sun, security cameras at British Petroleum headquarters in London have caught an increasing numbers of employees having sex in the workplace. The cameras have caught people in meeting rooms, behind file cabinets and in bathrooms. Males and females will enter the ladies' room and then come out again 15 minutes later; looking flushed it can be easy to guess what's been going on. But as I have said many time before, if you didn’t bring enough for everybody don’t bring any!

 

Tongren, China - Squatting in one of the counties with an ancient Tibetan Buddhist monastery, full of Monks gathering their scarlet robes around themselves to protect against the afternoon chill. A young monk speaks softly. "We are all very nervous," he said simply. For the past three weeks, he explained, since police violently dispersed a protest by monks and lay Tibetans in this remote town in central China, Repkong monastery's neighborhood has been swarming with plainclothes and militarized police reading the area for the Olympic Games.

 

Any time I see an ad for a job opening in the newspaper classifieds or online that says “must be able to multitask” or “fast paced environment”, the same thing always comes to mind. Here is a company that can’t get its shit together. Where did this ridiculous and inefficient way of working come from? Who does this serve, not the client. It can’t help the bottom-line if everyone has to fix their mistakes or change their work five times. It’s more work and less results. This is corporate mismanagement at it’s best. Is management so screwed up that they can’t set work priorities? Is it they’ve taken on more work than the company can produce? Is it a symptom of trickle down Poor Planning?

Richard Baxter announced today that almost all of his personal projects that would normally take up most of his workday have had to be shelved because of his office workload. Almost everyday I have time to work on my web site or edit my vacation photos said Baxter. Now all of a sudden the company has all this work that needs done.

Baxter, a graduate of U.C. Davis with a B.S. in business, finds his new situation too frustrating and unfair. “I didn’t have to do all this work before, why do I have to do it now?”

Everyone has their pet peeves when it comes to the office break room. It’s one place all coworkers have to share but still expect to have their space and their lunch in peace .We here at MyCorporateHell.com have decided to compile a list of some of the biggest break room offenders. Every office has someone if not everyone from this list stroll in to disturb that elusive tranquility we all so desire while we scarf down our flavorless frozen meal of the day. If you can’t relate to anyone on this list then you may be one of them.

Typically most of us when having to use a public restroom would opt for a
sensory deprivation tank if we could. There is nothing worse than sharing
your potty time with others. It’s such a personal experience and wasn’t meant
to be shared or witnessed by others. Don’t you feel a little embarrassed if
someone sees you going in to or out of a restroom? Doesn’t it feel like you’re
doing something wrong, like when you hid behind the couch as a child and
dirtied your diaper. So with all that why does it have to be made worse by a
bunch of strangers with poor restroom habits?

Here is a quick list of the top restroom offenders as we at My Corporate
Hell see it.